Heir to the Hovel

 I had always said by the time I turned 40 I would be holding a baby in my arms Or in my belly & today I turned 40.
We celebrated by going to Cruefest!!
Not too fond of Montage nor the drunk slob who fell on me twice & then started arguing with hubby when he asked him to not stand on his chair because he was too drunk to stay in it. The third fall he missed me but hubby started really laying into him.
We didn't notice the chick with him run off... she had gone to report us to security because we we were hassling them & G spit on her! I was so mad I said "are you kidding me???  My husband would never spit on a woman" (Plus I'm mad cause this is happening while Crue is on & I'm missing them) She then called him an asshole & I lost it; I told her to shut the fuck up & gave her a shove. The security guy moved between us & G grabbed my arm..."you're pregnant, stop it" Security then asked us to come with him but I didn't want to (I thought we were getting thrown out & started to argue) He had heard what G said & moved us to better seats where I'd be more comfortable :-)

A few minutes later we saw the 2 fucktards being escorted out LMAO!!

(this blog didn't go live until 2010)